Really, Saddam's a teddy bear!

Did anyone happen to see this late last week? It hit the news on Oct. 21st. It seems the lawyer who is defending Saddam for his upcoming trial has been found dead. He had two gunshots to the head. Apparently, someone seemed to think he wasn't a good defense for Saddam. Since many Democrats don't think we should be in Iraq and since they seemed to feel that things were better than when Saddam was in charge, perhaps some of these Democrats should go and offer to defend Saddam for free. I seem to remember Sean Penn saying that Saddam wasn't that bad of a guy and that bad things were not happening in Iraq. Perhaps Sean would like to go over and testify on Saddam's behalf. You know, be a character witness. Perhaps that could help Saddam out, because geez, if Hollywood thinks Saddam's a swell guy, then how could the Iraqi court ever come to terms with convicting him?

I have a good choice for sending someone over there to defend Saddam. Plus, the guy seems to be invincible in terms of anything life threatening. Actually, now that I think of it, I'm thinking of two people. Let's send over Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton to defend Saddam. Teddy boy seems pretty invincible doesn't he? I mean, he managed to be the only survivor in a car that plunged under water. His female passenger didn't seem to survive. Oh wait, touchy subject for Teddy Boy. But, it clearly shows that he's invincible right. I'm sure that Ted could be very capable in defending Saddam in Crimes Against Humanity.

Now, how about former President Clinton? He had all those heart problems right? He licked that pretty good! He survived all kinds of horrible things the Republicans said about him didn't he? Obviously, the guy's got some skills! Plus, he's extremely charismatic, so, I'm sure he could smooze the judges in the case and get Saddam off. I'm sure it would hinge on what the meaning of "Dead" meant in terms of Saddam killing all those innocent people. Or maybe, it depends on the definition of "innocent", as in innocent people.

And, if Saddam's not happy with the way things are going, just let his supporters try and take a shot at Ted and Bill. Bring it on, they're like Keith Richards, you can't kill them! It's just not possible! Look at what they've survived already. I'm sure the last thing Saddam's former lawyer was thinking right before he got two gun shots to the head was "you know, Saddam's really not that bad of a guy!"